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I'M IN THE KITCHEN PREPARING COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST, WHEN MY HUSBAND SUDDENLY APPEARS AND SURPRISES ME FROM BEHIND AND ASKS ME WHAT I'M DOING I TELL HIM I'M GOING TO WHISK SOME EGGS FOR BREAKFAST AND HE